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Did you get it? They’re little absorbent cones that go over a baby boy’s bits when changing his nappy. Obvious isn’t it…

The Pee-pee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee (I’m not making this up) is seemingly a roaring success in the USA as several friends over there have tried to convince me of their merit (do American boys pee on their mothers more than English ones I wonder). They come in a mind-bogglingly unnecessary array of patterns including camouflage and Santa hats for those joyful Christmas nappy changes. It doesn’t happen often but I’m very nearly speechless.

Apparently they make “the perfect addition to any baby shower gift”. Cheeky.

Anyway, myself and the boy are visiting and my mother’s internet connection has done me in. She’s on dial-up (people born in the 90s may want to look that up in an encyclopedia). I’d assumed they’d pulled the plug on those accounts ages ago but having tried to use it to book a flight and a train ticket I now know there’s money to be made still. It took me over an hour to find and book the best train journey and about half an hour to book the flight. After that, I spent ten minutes swearing and called up a friendly communications company and ordered mobile broadband which arrived today. Relief.

Setting it up all went wonderfully well, straight out of the box and all that malarkey. And while I’ve probably just committed myself for a year to something that will be faster and cheaper next week, it’s worth it to keep me sane.

I do wish that somebody (and why not Bill Gates?) would give Apple some competition before they get too complacent or self-congratulatory and money grubbing about their work – am I over sensitive or does the world really need so many different versions of the iPod? Whatever your thoughts, healthy competition is always a good thing so I watched Bill Gates’ interview with the BBC this morning with some hope.

The keyboard and mouse are history and touchscreen is here he said. Uhuh Bill, go ahead. Lookee here at this touchtable! The future will be touch-tastic! Well, yes… The problem with it is that it has all the glamour and excitement of a Newsnight election special. You know, the ones where Peter Snow waves his arms excitedly in front of a blue screen while entertaining, but ultimately always forgettable, techie stuff appears as if by magic. (The exception to this would be Jeremy Vine copying a hologram of Ming Campbell breakdancing to defeat, which may even be the image I conjure up on my deathbed decades from now.)

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And that, I suppose, sums up where Microsoft get it wrong. With all of their money and fantastic brains to play with, you’d hope that their vision of the near future would be more uplifting, inspiring and memorable than a hologram of a former leader of the Liberal Democrats. Hey ho.

Secret Cinema isn’t exactly a secret (appearing in an array of newspapers and magazines) and it may not be a new idea, but it’s more professionally organised than the guerilla rooftop screenings of the 90s and there is something so very social about al fresco cinema. Sign up here and have your picnic basket, friends/sweetheart and cushions at the ready for future dates.

Likes: lightbulbs, cashmere
Dislikes: nappies
Ambivalent: iPhone

So they’ll be a little break in service.

Congratulations to Miss Mimi and best wishes to them both.

As if buying all-terrain footwear wasn’t shocking enough, I bought the least attractive (by a long chalk) of two baby cradles I’ve been considering, and it was an oddly easy decision.

While I ached to have this gorgeous bit of Danish design from Leander in my house (no matter what its purpose), I’ve ended up going for this from Amby:

Why? Because all the research appears to suggest that the ugly duckling version is the better product. At least that’s the opinion I came to. Not a minute too soon I seem to have developed a mum gene. Hopefully a mum in funkster heels once I’ve got my ankles back. Which reminds me – why are most prams and buggies built for teeny, tiny people? More on that another time.

But now they’ve been ‘Hulgerised’.

Only prototypes for the moment, Hulger are looking for a manufacturer to help bring some joy to the green light bulb lover with what they’re calling the Plumen Project. While I suspect we’d be more likely to see these sold somewhere the likes of Habitat it would be great to think somewhere more high street like Tesco or Woolworths could get behind them.

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